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		<title>After These Messages: Chiptuning the Eighties</title>
		<link>http://www.showbits.net/2010/12/03/after-these-messages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 15:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Gagne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m a fan of chiptune music &#8212; the use of retrocomputing hardware to synthesize original or remixed songs &#8212; and have written about its use within both video games and the Apple II community. It doesn&#039;t seem like a topic that would have a natural intersection with Showbits, though. But Doctor Octoroc has proven me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#039;m a fan of chiptune music &mdash; the use of retrocomputing hardware to synthesize original or remixed songs &mdash; and have written about its use within both <a href="http://www.gamebits.net/tag/chiptune/" title="Chiptune | Gamebits">video games</a> and the <a href="http://www.apl2bits.net/tag/chiptune/" title="Chiptune | Apple II Bits">Apple II community</a>.  It doesn&#039;t seem like a topic that would have a natural intersection with Showbits, though.  But Doctor Octoroc has proven me wrong.</p>
<p>This musician and artist has previously created 8-bit versions of <a href="http://www.gamebits.net/tag/dr-horrible/" title="Dr. Horrible | Gamebits"><em>Dr. Horrible&#039;s Sing-Along Blog</em></a>, <em>Twilight</em>, and <em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPImlZ7ML3Y" title="YouTube - Jersey Shore: The RPG (Extended Version)">Jersey Shore</a></em>, rending these overwrought performances into interactive adventures modeled after role-playing games of yesteryear.  But his latest reimagining is solely an aural experience.  The music album <a href="http://www.doctoroctoroc.com/after-these-messages/" title="Doctor Octoroc Presents - After These Messages"><em>After These Messages</em></a> is a tour-de-force of nostalgia for any fan of the Eighties, as it features nearly three dozen melodies from the era&#039;s sitcoms, cartoons, game shows, and commercials.</p>
<p><center><a href="http://www.doctoroctoroc.com/video-game-inspired-music/after-these-messages-now-available/" title="AFTER THESE MESSAGES NOW AVAILABLE!"><img src="http://www.showbits.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/atm.jpg" alt="After These Messages" title="After These Messages" width="500" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-642" /></a></center></p>
<p>Here&#039;s the full album listing:</p>
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<li>The A-Team</li>
<li>Thundercats</li>
<li>My Secret Identity</li>
<li>Diff&#039;rent Strokes</li>
<li>Toys &quot;R&quot; Us</li>
<li>M.A.S.K.</li>
<li>Gummibears</li>
<li>He-Man</li>
<li>Heathcliff!</li>
<li>Jeopardy</li>
<li>Doublemint Gum</li>
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<li>The Fresh Prince</li>
<li>Beverly Hills 90210</li>
<li>Saved by the Bell</li>
<li>Sledge Hammer</li>
<li>Night Court</li>
<li>Big Red Gum</li>
<li>The Price is Right</li>
<li><a href="http://www.showbits.net/tag/transformers/" title="Transformers | Showbits">Transformers</a></li>
<li>Law &amp; Order</li>
<li>Hawaii Five-O</li>
<li>Magnum, P.I.</li>
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<li>Juicy Fruit Gum</li>
<li>Alvin and the Chipmunks</li>
<li>G.I. Joe</li>
<li>ALF</li>
<li><a href="http://www.showbits.net/tag/macguyver/" title="MacGuyver | Showbits">MacGyver</a></li>
<li>Sprite</li>
<li>Fraggle Rock</li>
<li><a href="http://www.showbits.net/tag/cheers/" title="Cheers | Showbits">Cheers</a></li>
<li>Tales from the Crypt</li>
<li><a href="http://www.showbits.net/tag/airwolf/" title="Airwolf | Showbits">Airwolf</a></li>
<li>After These Messages&#8230;</li>
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<p>Although Doctor Octoroc&#039;s previous album, <em><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/8-bit-jesus/id360503063" title="8-Bit Jesus by Doctor Octoroc - Download 8-Bit Jesus on iTunes">8-Bit Jesus</a></em> (a timely purchase for the holiday season), is available from iTunes, <em>After These Messages</em> is a direct purchase from the artist himself.  The price?  You name it!  Just make a donation to his PayPal account, and all the above songs are yours.</p>
<p>Although the album is less than 36 minutes long, the number of tracks prompted me to consider it no less a full-fledged effort.  I bought it for $10, as I would any iTunes album, and am digging these creative interpretations of some of my favorite shows.  The only issue I have is that there&#039;s no dead air or fade-out at the end of each track.  If you&#039;re playing the tracks sequentially, the playlist goes from one song to the next without break, making for one long song instead of 33 shorter ones.</p>
<p>Here&#039;s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSjU4DYjLtc" title="YouTube - After These Messages (Preview)">a sample, starting with <em>The A-Team</em></a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.showbits.net/2010/12/03/after-these-messages/#respond" title="After These Messages | Showbits">Share your thoughts on this album below</a>!  Or if Doc Ock missed your favorite show or decade, let me know where you think he should focus his attention next.</p>
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		<title>The Best of the Super Bowl&#039;s IT Commercials</title>
		<link>http://www.showbits.net/2010/02/07/super-bowl-commercials/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Gagne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Super Bowl is about to begin, and for many people, the main attraction is the commercials. Since recent studies show that a three-hour telecast of a football game has only 11 minutes of actual gameplay, this evening will be a greater bounty for advertisement viewers than for sports enthusiasts. If history is any indication, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Super Bowl is about to begin, and for many people, the main attraction is the commercials.  Since recent studies show that <a href="http://www.scientificamerican.com/podcast/episode.cfm?id=the-science-talk-quiz-totally-bogus-10-01-18" title="The Science Talk Quiz: "Totally Bogus": Scientific American Podcast">a three-hour telecast of a football game has only 11 minutes of actual gameplay</a>, this evening will be a greater bounty for advertisement viewers than for sports enthusiasts.</p>
<p>If history is any indication, it&#039;ll be an especially good evening for geeks.  <em>Computerworld</em> is running a gallery of <a href="http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9152078/Top_10_Super_Bowl_tech_ads" title="Top 10 Super Bowl tech ads">ten favorite IT commercials from Super Bowls past</a> (and <a href="http://www.gamebits.net/2010/02/07/super-bowl-commercials/" title="The Worst of the Super Bowl's Gaming Commercials | Gamebits">two terrible ones</a>).  Yes, Apple&#039;s iconic and much-parodied <em>1984</em> ad is there &mdash; how could it not be? &mdash; but I think my favorite of the lot is &#034;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE&#038;feature=player_embedded" title="YouTube - EDS, an HP Company 'Cat Herders'">Cat Herders</a>&#034;, reminiscent of one of <a href="http://connect.afi.com/site/DocServer/laughs100.pdf?docID=252" title="100 Years ... 100 Laughs">the AFI&#039;s funniest films of all-time</a>, <em>City Slickers</em>:</p>
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<p>Meanwhile, <a href="http://adland.tv/commercials/network-associates-missile-silo-1998-030-usa" title="Network Associates - Missile Silo (1998) - 0:30 (USA) | Adland">Network Associates&#039; ad</a> came 15 years after that seminal geek film, <em><a href="http://www.showbits.net/tag/wargames/" title="WarGames | Showbits">WarGames</a></em>:</p>
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<p>What are some of your most memorable Super Bowl ads, from either this year or ones past?</p>
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		<title>The Enterprise Enterprise</title>
		<link>http://www.showbits.net/2008/09/17/star-trek-sellouts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Gagne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jerry Seinfeld&#039;s recent team-up with Bill Gates for a bizarre set of advertisements has put me in mind of other famous celebrity endorsements &#8212; especially when it comes to Star Trek. The show&#039;s futuristic setting has left Star Trek relatively immune to product placement, but that hasn&#039;t stopped the franchise from appearing elsewhere to promote [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jerry Seinfeld&#039;s recent team-up with Bill Gates for <A HREF = "http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&#038;articleId=9114138" TITLE="Seinfeld-Windows TV commercial premieres to a baffled audience">a bizarre set of advertisements</a> has put me in mind of <A HREF = "http://blogs.computerworld.com/before_seinfeld_and_microsoft_other_celebrity_computer_commercials" TITLE="Before Seinfeld and Microsoft, other celebrity computer commercial">other famous celebrity endorsements</A> &mdash; especially when it comes to <A HREF = "http://www.showbits.net/category/star-trek/" TITLE="Star Trek on Showbits"><em>Star Trek</em></a>.  The show&#039;s futuristic setting has left <em>Star Trek</em> relatively immune to product placement, but that hasn&#039;t stopped the franchise from appearing elsewhere to promote services both related and otherwise.  I&#039;m not speaking of the show&#039;s actors, taken out of their galactic context, hawking wares such as the <A HREF = "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVX5cyMOGAk" TITLE="Commodore Vic20 Commercial - William Shatner">Commodore VIC-20</A>, but actual in-character sales pitches.</p>
<p>The most recent and famous example may be <A HREF = "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voILEz4iD_8" TITLE="Star Trek DirecTV commercial">William Shatner plugging DirecTV</A>:</p>
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<p>Of course, once you find the DirecTV channel you want, put down the remote and get your hands busy with <A HREF = "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZBTDlvShYg">some finger-lickin&#039; goodness</A>:</p>
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<p><span id="more-337"></span>Unfortunately, not all <em>Star Trek</em> tie-ins have such a healthy sense of humor.  In much the way <A HREF = "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW1S2tsxVHg" TITLE="Mr. T: The 'T' in I.T.">Mr. T puts the &#039;T&#039; in &#039;IT&#039;</A>, Jonathan Frakes appeared in this excruciating commercial in which the commander of the <em>Enterprise</em> sells enterprise software.  Yet the impression the ad leaves is not of any particular IT solution, as its name is seldom, if ever, mention. (<A HREF = "http://blogs.computerworld.com/before_seinfeld_and_microsoft_other_celebrity_computer_commercials#comment-104429">I&#039;m told</A> it&#039;s &#034;Main View Enterprise Management software, and the commercial is from Blooper and Babbage&#034;</A>)</p>
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<p>Fortunately, Frakes later redeemed himself and the rest of the <em>TNG</em> crew when they applied their talents to <A HREF = "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hra0I-w3XBY" TITLE="Comic Relief - Star Trek TNG">a charitable cause</A>:</p>
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<p>Just like technology, eugenics, and Tribbles, commercial endorsement can be used for good or ill.  May all our bottom lines live long and prosper.</p>
<p>(Hat tip to <A HREF = "http://daytonward.livejournal.com/240879.html" TITLE="Set phasers to finger lickin' good!">Dayton Ward</A>)</p>
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		<title>The Voice of God</title>
		<link>http://www.showbits.net/2008/09/10/don-lafontaine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:59:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Gagne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Screen actors often lend their voices to various productions, from Morgan Freeman&#039;s narration of March of the Penguins to Orson Welles and Leonard Nimoy playing shapeshifting robots in Transformers: The Movie. Famed for their on-screen appearances, these actors often lend a voice that is difficult, if not impossible, to separate from their role; the audience [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Screen actors often lend their voices to various productions, from Morgan Freeman&#039;s narration of <em>March of the Penguins</em> to Orson Welles and Leonard Nimoy playing shapeshifting robots in <em>Transformers: The Movie</em>.  Famed for their on-screen appearances, these actors often lend a voice that is difficult, if not impossible, to separate from their role; the audience hears not the animated character, but a well-known actor&#039;s voice.</p>
<p>More ubiquitous yet less recognized are actors who specialize in vocal media, whose tone, resonance, delivery, and diversity earn them a variety of roles.  The late <A HREF = "http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0453006/" TITLE="Richard Kiley on IMDb">Richard Kiley</A>, famous for his work with <a href="http://www.nationalgeographic.com/" TITLE="National Geographic - Inspiring People to Care About the Planet">National Geographic</a>, was written into the novel of <em>Jurassic Park</em> long before he took the actual role in the film adaptation.  <A HREF = "http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0919798/" TITLE="Frank Welker on Wikipedia">Frank Welker</A>, though his work tends to lighter fare, has been more versatile by mimicking every sort of person, animal, and robot imaginable, often playing multiple roles in shows such as <em>Animaniacs</em>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.DonLafontaine.com/" TITLE="Don LaFontaine -- Voiceover Master">Don LaFontaine</a>, on the other hand, almost always plays himself &mdash; and yet, after recording nearly 350,000 commercials and 5,000 film trailers, his name and face have remained generally unknown.  For over four decades we have recognized and appreciated his work, including in satires such as <A HREF = "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAMQX1QuB7s" TITLE="THE LOVE GURU, Mike Myers, Meagan Good, Justin Timberlake">the recent trailer for <em>The Love Guru</em></a> or <A HREF = "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJMGS7l0wT8" TITLE="Don LaFontaine GEICO Spot">this Geico commercial</A>.  Sadly, it is only post-humously that his name is now gaining widespread recognition, as <A HREF = "http://www.honoraryunsubscribe.com/don_lafontaine.html" TITLE="Don LaFontaine -- an Honorary Unsubscribe">Mr. LaFontaine passed away on September 1st</a> from complications from a collapsed lung.  <A HREF = "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QPMvj_xejg" TITLE="Don LaFontaine: The Voice">The following video</A> offers a glimpse into the life and times of the man behind the screen.</p>
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		<title>Shaken, Not Stirred</title>
		<link>http://www.showbits.net/2007/01/06/shaken-not-stirred/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Gagne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the exception of pop-ups, the Internet affords you more control over your exposure to advertising than standard television does. Has there ever existed a better example of why you would choose to watch a commercial than this series: Will It Blend? If you&#039;ve ever wanted to see an iPod, whole oysters, a golf club, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With the exception of pop-ups, the Internet affords you more control over your exposure to advertising than standard television does.</p>
<p>Has there ever existed a better example of why you would choose to watch a commercial than this series: <a title="Will It Blend?" href="http://www.willitblend.com/">Will It Blend?</a></p>
<p>If you&#039;ve ever wanted to see an iPod, whole oysters, a golf club, or an entire turkey dinner blended into a delicious smoothie, this site is for you.  I imagine the final product may not be wholly safe for consumption (gotta watch those bone shards), but regardless, the product&#039;s efficiency cannot be overstated.</p>
<p>However, I encourage you to not let your daily need to blend light bulbs, hockey pucks, and Big Macs persuade you into making this doubtless worthwhile investment.  The reasonable $400 price tag, does not, unfortunately, include any potential blending materials.  I suggest waiting until a more popular &#034;all-in-one&#034; bundle is available.</p>
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