Showbits

In August, RiffTrax brought their Mystery Science Theater 3000-style humor to the big screen with RiffTrax Live, in which their mercilessly mocking of Plan 9 From Outer Space was streamed to theaters nationwide. Unlike their webcasts, which often buckled under unexpected popularity, the theatrical experience was nearly flawless — and apparently a financial success, given their rerun of the same show (obviously no longer live) two months later.

Now, RiffTrax, with guest star Weird Al Yankovic, is getting into the spirit of the season with a reprise that puts various holiday specials under the scrutiny. RiffTrax Live Christmas Shorts will perform the evening of Wednesday, December 16th, with a recorded repeat the following night. Judging from the trailer, the lineup appears it may be a mix of both new material and old, such as the public domain short "A Visit to Santa":

I ordered my tickets at $11 each, which is pretty standard for a moviegoing experience nowadays. RiffTrax offers a better value for the money than any other film, though, as the two-hour showing sends you home with a code good for the download of a RiffTones holiday song, two of the evening's shorts, an autographed photo of the riffers, and a holiday desktop wallpaper.

So get into the holiday spirit with this family-friendly evening of comedy!

Summer blockbuster season is here, with many theatergoers flocking to the cinema to catch such big-budget films as Star Trek and Terminator. But, as the latter has demonstrated, financial backing is no substitute for a good script and a good cast.

Technology has progressed such that now anyone can make a quality film, and the Internet has provided these budding directors with the tools to get their films seen by the masses. Showbits has already featured many independent films worth watching, such as Star Trek: Of Gods and Men, The Blacksmith and the Carpenter, and variations on the superhero Batman.

To commemorate and promote these independent films, each day for the next week, I will be posting one such movie to the site. You'll see a variety of short films, ranging in length from ten to forty minutes and in topic from fantasy to science fiction to romance. Regardless of the theme, each film has elements in common: clever scripts, ambitious design, impressive production values, and free distribution.

So sit back, relax, and kick off your summer shorts!

The trailer for the new Will Ferrell movie Step Brothers alludes to the undeniable magnetism of one John Stamos. Not being familiar with this actor's work, I did some research that revealed the titularly-named I Am Stamos.

This short film's protagonist is one with whose situation I can empathize: a typecast "character actor", always the supporting actor but never the lead. In the tradition of "be careful what you wish for", everyman Andy Shrub blows out his birthday candle with the hope of looking more like a leading man… more like John Stamos. Lo and behold, his wish comes true in a most unexpected fashion: his real-life visage doesn't change, but his appearance on camera shows a John Stamos body double. When he uses this newfound talent to his public advantage, the real John Stamos finds out — and he wants his fame back.

It's an amusing and clever tale with some big names (John Stamos, Clint Howard, E.E. Bell) and a low budget. Shrub and Stamos are sometimes face-to-face in a shot framed such that we the audience can also see the perspective of the camera, giving us two takes on the action: Shrub vs. Stamos, and Stamos vs. Stamos. Since no on-the-fly image substitution technology was employed, the choreography necessary to synchronize these two shots must've required extensive rehearsals and takes. The final product is impressive.

The story also offers commentary on the politics of showbiz. Andy Shrub is precluded the opportunity to even audition for a major role based solely on his looks. Is that fair? Celebrity rags are littered with pretty faces who don't have the brains to put on a decent performance, which is certainly to the audience's detriment. There's more to knowing your craft than the shape you were born with. The irony is that, once Andy Shrub lands himself his dream role, he proves himself to have little acting talent. But now he has the looks, and that's enough to get him the part.

I could embed the video here, but it has six instances of the f-word. Though such vulgarity in the film is contextually appropriate — this is Hollywood, after all — I prefer to keep this site clean in deference to my anonymous audience. You can therefore watch it on YouTube, or as a non-downloadable QuickTime movie on director Rob Meltzer's site.

Courtesy TrekToday comes the 11-minute comedic film The Blacksmith and the Carpenter. Robert Picardo plays the titular iron worker, a fishing buddy of the Son of God who, like Judas, finds his loyalties torn between friendship and finance. The jokes are a bit hackneyed (and, depending on your religious persuasion, blasphemous), but it's fun to see and hear them cracked by Voyager's Doctor.