Although 2011 is now a full calendar month old, a friend reminded me that it's not too late to be reflective. And since I'm always curious to see how my moviegoing habits stack up against past years, I figure it's not too late to see how 2010 stacked up and predict what'll draw me to the theater in 2011.
First, let's see how many movies I've historically seen in public venues:
The best movie I saw last year was Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, which was as much a video game as it was a movie; shame the enthusiasm of Comic-Con fans was not enough to make it a profitable film. The worst movie of the year was Predators, which was more akin to psychological horror films like Cube than it was an actual Predator movie.
The most surprising movie was How to Train Your Dragon — it wasn't a kids movie but was instead an ideal fantasy (and even anti-war) film. And the most disappointing film was Inception — actually a decent movie, but nowhere near deserving of the universal praise it received.
Will 2011 be much better? There isn't much on the docket that's caught my interest. Films I'm likely to see include:
- Apollo 18 (Mar 4)
- When I saw the trailer for the next Transformers movie — but before I realized it was a Transformers movie — I thought a secret, historical NASA mission a great concept. I was delighted to discover it's an actual movie, without giant robots.
- Thor (May 6)
- I don't know the Marvel superhero, and the trailer looked iffy, but it's part of the universe that includes Iron Man and the Hulk, so it can't be that bad.
- Kung Fu Panda 2 (May 27)
- The first film was surprisingly funny with broad appeal. I have high hopes for the second.
- Green Lantern (June 17)
- I'm still disappointed they didn't choose Nathan Fillion for the lead role, but Green Lantern is still one of my favorite DC superheroes.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (July 15)
- The first half of this conclusion was possibly the first Harry Potter movie to be better than the book, thanks to its condensing of a hundred pages of camping.
- Captain America: The First Avenger (July 22)
- See Thor.
- Cowboys & Aliens (July 29)
- The last time a movie featured James Bond and Indiana Jones, it was The Last Crusade. So this graphic novel adaptation should be awesome. Right?
- The Muppets (Nov 23)
- You're never too old for Kermit and the gang.
Movies I'd see if I could convince a child to accompany me:
- Winnie the Pooh (July 15)
- Both innocent humor and traditional animation are rarities these days.
- The Smurfs (August 3)
- I actually am not a fan of adapting cartoons to live action, but I have a morbid curiosity about this one. Hank Azaria as Gargamel has to be worth something, at least.
Movies I will definitely not be seeing:
- Your Highness (Apr 8)
- A fantasy comedy is a great concept, but the dialogue in this one sounds asinine.
- X-Men: First Class (June 3)
- I've never seen a Matthew Vaughn-directed film, but I've also never seen a good X-Men movie that wasn't directed by Bryan Singer — X-Men Origins: Wolverine was awful.
- Transformers: Dark of the Moon (July 1)
- I didn't see the second film in the Transformers trilogy, but I did see the first one twice (both with and without RiffTrax), and it was horrible both times. Pass.
- Final Destination (August 26)
- No longer called 5nal Destination (perhaps due to its resemblance to a porn title?), this film is part of a series that started off strong and quickly lost momentum.
- Footloose (Oct 14)
- It has a good cast (Dennis Quaid, Andie MacDowell, and Julianne Hough), but I'm just not sure a remake is necessary.
- Puss in Boots (Nov 4)
- A spin-off of Shrek, another series than ran too long.
- Happy Feet 2 (Nov 18)
- The first film was cute but couldn't tell if it wanted to be an action, comedy, musical, or social commentary.
- Rise of the Apes (Nov 23)
- Planet der Awful!
- Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked (Dec 16)
- See Smurfs.
- Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol (Dec 16)
- This franchise is actually pretty strong, but I like it enough to warrant a rental only.
- Sherlock Holmes 2 (Dec 16)
- I love Robert Downey Jr. but didn't see the first Sherlock Holmes.
What's on your must-see list for 2011?